corporate greed

Wasteful spending and hoarding by selfish decision-makers in large businesses:

Huge salaries, golden handshakes, bad investments, long vacations, perks, tax evasion, and embezzling.

Due to corporate greed America is going to Hell in a handbasket!!!

by thedzone October 5, 2009

corporation pop

Water - H20

See also Council Pop

"He had nothing in, I was sat drinking corporation pop all night."

by mick_aka October 28, 2007

something corporate

the best band in a looong time.

by sleepisbetter June 28, 2003

Corporate Hot Pocket

When you stay after work specifically to defecate in a colleague's desk drawer, or filing cabinet.

"Yo man, ol' Jimmy threw me under the bus again. Hope he enjoys the Corporate Hot Pocket I leave in his bottom drawer."

by DJ Gladden September 24, 2013

corporate cum dumpster

Someone who is willing to do anything to climb the corporate ladder by taking anything from anyone. If it requires sucking dicks, licking ass they don't care. Senior management will come on them and they will be happy to take it

Hey why are you taking that from the Financial manager?

Dude I am a corporate cum dumpster.

by B1Kanobi March 19, 2015

Corporethic

corporethic, Is a excessive, shallow and sinister ethical view point, which maintains that the value of capital profit and materialistic gain, takes precedence over all else in life.

The principles and values upheld by Corporations are highly Corporethic.

by Baron Neville May 14, 2016

corporate douche

The president of a company who has lousy, bottom-of-the-barrel customer service and even shittier TV commercials is known as a corporate douche.
The corporate version of an asshaberdasher.

The head of Wall*Mart is such a huge corporate douche for having commercials made using that swollen and distended urine-yellow smiley dressed up in a Zorro costume floating around, breaking shit, and hacking at store price flares with this big-ass knife!

by Telephony August 12, 2016