Cross Eyed Screw

Where a girl gets screwed so hard that her eyes roll around inside of her head so violently that she ends up with cross eyes.

Dan rooted his girlfriend so hard and fast that she finally gave in and made this high-pitched squeaky mouse noise, and the next thing he knows she was cross eyed. Hence the cross eyed screw.

by Jbone1983 May 28, 2009

Crossing the Pubicon

The point-- after sleeping with a full shaved woman for the first time-- that one is disgusted by women with any pubes. Taken from the phrase "crossing the rubicon" meaning a point of no return.

After crossing the pubicon with Sarah, sleeping with Debbie made me feel like I was banging Peter Gallagher's eye socket.

by Gipple January 1, 2013

cross-botting

Using bots (typically Discord bots) outside their designated channels.

Norbert was cross-botting the Pokecord bot by using it in the Music bot channel. What a naughty pineapple!

by airswidjaja April 1, 2020

Crossdresser

A person who dresses in clothes normally only associated with the opposite gender. A man who dresses in womens clothes is a male to female (MtF) crossdresser, a woman who dresses as a man is a female to male (FtM) crossdresser.

Crossdresser is often synonymous with the term transvestite and both only refer to the clothes a person is wearing without making any comment on which gender the person acts as (this is related to transexuality or transgenderism) or their sexuality.

My dad crossdressed as Marilyn Monroe for the Hallowe'en party.

My son is a crossdresser, he likes to borrow his girlfriend's skirts.

by pfunk_grrl September 29, 2006

fucked cross-eyed

Sexual intercourse that is so satisfying that one of the participants temporaryly or perminantly becomes cross-eyed.

Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eye checked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.

by ha haaa December 8, 2014

sauce cross

1) Spiritual or religious expression extemporaneously achieved while dining.

2) The ability to create Christ imagery with food sauces.

3) Archaic. Noun. A form of absurd, impromptu hazing, specifically where the hazing party anoints his or her subject with a smeared cross (usu. with pizza sauce) in a drunken plea for the inferior being to attain some degree religiosity. Hilarity commonly ensues among fellow hazers. See: The Troubadours, Middle Ages, Greek Life, etc.

John: Quit playing with your food.
Jimmy: I'm expressing my shame, relax.
John: Wasting delicious Stubbs Bone Lickin' sauce is shameful in and of itself.
Jimmy: Not when it's elegant. This is a sauce cross.
John: My mistake, thought you were pining for Swiss citizenship again.

or

Cam: What happened last night?
Jesse: Well, after they cleaned up the house we lined them up, and...
Cam: Made them recite the founders and the triad?
Jesse: Not exactly... Gregg and Shane came back from the bars and there was some left over pizza. Shane took care of the cheese-
Cam: That guy'll eat anything.
Jesse: I know, then Gregg started painting away with the sauce, one after the other. I guess Jon's kinda religious. Didn't go over well.
Cam: It's not for everyone.

by Rykirb October 25, 2008

cross country

The toughest and best sport of all. Takes extreme amounts of dedication and skill to be good at. Besides being a physical sport, cross country is also mental and the top runners must be able to push even when they are tired. People on the team run no matter what, even if there is rain, sleet, snow, ect. Some people make fun of cross country runners and claim it isn't a sport, but they are just jealous that they are out of shape and can't run more than 1/4th of a mile. And no, we are not gay just because we wear short shorts.

No halftimes
No timeouts
No substitutions
Cross country isn't a game...
It's a sport!

by xcrunner13 November 9, 2009