Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.
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When you are separated from your girlfriend or boyfriend because of coronavirus, even if you live in the same city.
"I'm in a Long Distance Coronalationship with my super hot coding boyfriend Jonah even though he lives 3 kilometers away from me and I just want to squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish him!"
"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"
"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"
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Get the Corneliu mug.Is the speed and manner in which you give your girl or lover oral sex. Just a few licks and you can tell if she's good as gold or full of mold.
by Captin Clitoris May 24, 2010
Get the Yukon Cornelius mug.The black man from the TV show 24. He was rudely killed by a white person where he proceeded to have an epileptic seizure of epic proportions. This fool tripped out on acid right before and during the episode was like "Whoahhh!!!!! Who the snap are you?!" even when he was being strangled. His most famous line is "Damn, too many pussies to do!". The actor playing Colonel Dubaku was caught on the set smoking weed, which when approached by fellow actors he stated "You want some...? You can't be cops... you ain't a cop right? damn fuck it heres some bud... oh shit man that hairy ass fool Granleese is gonna get me." He was mainly abused during the show of 24 with all the characters repeatedly making tell "
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma".
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma".
Damn Colonel Dubaku where the shit is the fucking bud?! I ordered it hours ago! Don't be a fucking granleese.
Fuck Colonel Dubaku you look like shit! While everybody has the right to be ugly, YOU ABUSED THAT RIGHT!
Fuck Colonel Dubaku you look like shit! While everybody has the right to be ugly, YOU ABUSED THAT RIGHT!
by Dr. Ee-L Nar G. January 19, 2010
Get the Colonel Dubaku mug.The rational fear that Colonel Sanders is always watching you, ready to end you with his double-barreled shotgun if you insult KFC or him in any way.
"Dude, I got such colonelphobia when I told mother that I didn't want the crappy biscuit that came with my three-piece, so I immediately looked around and apologized out loud."
by KalKennedy April 8, 2010
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