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Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
by David newington April 13, 2020
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retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.
The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.
by UnderPressure September 28, 2006
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Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.
I,m not a ho I'm an independent contractor. Get it right.
by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010
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Cuntradictory

A hypocritical woman who change her stance so much on something like a hooker switches dicks.
Man, she always change her opinion on shit. I hate when she's this cuntradictory.
by stirley November 23, 2010
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contradictive

prove negative; show to be false. (made up by Atmosphere's Slug)
"The last time I felt as sick and contradictive as this
Was the last time we played a show in Cinnci'"
by KittehxKaBOOM December 8, 2007
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get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!
jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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contradiction

noun; everything Pierson Bell says or does
Says: "I'm cutting back on homework."

The contradiction: Gives hours of homework and bitches when you still try to do it, in class, but nonetheless you are still trying to do it.
by AP Class May 4, 2011
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