by bluntberrycrunch November 11, 2014
Get the high contact mug.A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?
by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2018
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The one person in the group who puts in the effort to organise shit, text people individually, and round up the troops.
Quarterback contacts can be found orchestrating elaborate plays on WhatsApp and iMessage groups to trick the whole squad into getting together.
Every group needs one.
Quarterback contacts can be found orchestrating elaborate plays on WhatsApp and iMessage groups to trick the whole squad into getting together.
Every group needs one.
William knows exactly who to say is coming to each person in the group to get them to show up. He’s the admin of 4 group chats and is always on his phone. He is his group’s Quarterback Contact.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
Get the Quarterback contact mug.Facts that are led by the most of Murphy's Law all at once and you know that, but even so you know nothing can be done to prevent that other than falling into ANOTHER Murphy's Constant.
1. When I looked out the window, sky was so cloudy and as dark as tar, so I decided to carry my umbrella with me. Following the Murphy's Constant, a punch of wind has just blown all those dark clouds away, suddenly. Then I had to keep my umbrella in hands during the whole sunny and hot day. That, untill I realized I forgot it somewhere. And guess what?! Without my umbrella with me, when I was in the wide open center of the city, miles way from home, making my way back home on foot, since I lost my bus, that hot and brighty sunlight turned back into a gloomy, and even darker mass of clouds than before and the whaterfalls poured all upon me, until I arrived home, closed the door behind my backs and that shiny sun appeared again. Plus during that storm, occured a power outage...
But if I didn't carry my umbrella when I was leaving home, rain would have started right at that moment, I would get to work all wet, and that bright sunlight would have been shining while I was inside that closed building and with my umbrella with... Just happened MILLION times with me... that's one of my Murphy's Constants!
But if I didn't carry my umbrella when I was leaving home, rain would have started right at that moment, I would get to work all wet, and that bright sunlight would have been shining while I was inside that closed building and with my umbrella with... Just happened MILLION times with me... that's one of my Murphy's Constants!
by WondererCarvalho August 3, 2010
Get the Murphy's Constant mug.A person who, while present the entire time, when called upon appears to have no idea what is going on as though they've just arrived.
"What's up with Shawn?"
"I don't get it. He's been here the whole time and has no idea what's going on".
"He appears to be stuck in a state of constantly arriving".
"I don't get it. He's been here the whole time and has no idea what's going on".
"He appears to be stuck in a state of constantly arriving".
by GizmoLucie December 2, 2010
Get the a state of constantly arriving mug.When you are looking around bored and you and another person look into each other's eyes confused and turn away as fast as you can
by Mcdonaldslover101 April 24, 2017
Get the random eye contact mug.The frontman of the band Pray for the Soul of Betty. Kohb Records rescued him from American Idol obscurity.
Isn't it wonderful that Constantine Maroulis got signed to Kohb and will now be producing records for hopefully a long time?
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