concertginity

The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)

"That was an awesome concert to lose my concertginity to!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

Hand Of Concern

The action of putting your hand outstretched onto a friends shoulder in a patronising way when they embarass themselves or generally get owned, humiliated or say something silly.

Person 1: I can't beleive I spilt my drink all over me :(
Person 2: *puts hand on shoulder* hand of concern :)

by Eliot'z April 25, 2009

Concerta

Concerta (methylphenidate) is a sustained-release form of Ritalin, which is also methylphenidate. It is used when taking 3 or so Ritalin tablets in one day is just too much of a pain in the ass and you want to just have one dose and have it remain steady throughout the day. Doses come in 18mg(baige), 27mg(blue), 36mg(white), and 54mg(red) cylindrical tablets. It is the second step down from Adderall(amphetamine-dextroamphetamine) in treating ADD/ADHD.

"I need my Concerta to help me focus throughout the day."

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Kurtis Conner

awesome fella that always says he doesn't want to hurt someone's feelings but still does that :) he looks like he didn't wash his hair probably for several months but he has so cool t shirts that I can't be mad at him. he has only one serious disadvantage - a girlfriend. so relax and stop adjusting your hair, you, beautiful girl on the other side of the computer screen. (That what would Kurtis say. See? He's really nice!)
The first time I saw his videos was in the Louvre 'cause they are fucking masterpieces
Few people know that Kurtis is the mayor of the KurtisTown - the best place to live and look at the shitty content all over the Inernet

-Do you watch Kurtis Conner's videos?
-Oh that's the one where soft boy claps with reverb and very high saturation?
-You didn't watch his video about soft boys, did you?

by citizen of the KurtisTown July 31, 2019

concert vagina

The concert vagina is a woman who pretends to be one of the guys in order to get attention from a group of single and/or "unavailable" men in situations where the female/girlfriend element is intentionally absent. Akin to a concert pianist, a concert vagina earns this title by consistently positioning herself at center stage in a group of enthralled spectators.

Trademark moves of the concert vagina include inviting herself to poker night and showing up in a miniskirt holding a six pack of your favorite beer. In this manner, the concert vagina is able to advertise herself as the best of both worlds. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like the concert vagina?

by roxemil February 28, 2008

Conference Call of Duty

Having a conference all over a game of Call of Duty instead of using a regular telephone or Skype. While a fun way to discuss things, most people find that they are good at talking and playing Call of Duty, but not both at the same time.

Yeah, we worked out the details of our trip over a conference call of duty.

by Jadder Obbins November 28, 2011

Concern Troll

A person who, under the guise of "concern" makes negative, condescending, or rude statements to another. Often used as a more socially acceptable version of fat/skinny shaming but has a wide range of possible usages.

Concern trolls may "I am so concerned that she got a piercing because it might get infected". "I am so concerned that she's didn't do her hair today maybe she's depressed" or "Wow you're so overweight. I'm just worried about your health"

by WeebEnable630 April 11, 2022