Beta comeback

Something to say when somebody in a non-personal argument makes a personal insult or taunt. The personal attacker is obviously bested in the original argument but has no balls to admit that he or she is wrong, thus they resort to an irrelevant personal attack.

Best used around other people. Makes them see what you see - the douchebag is just a hollow whiny-boy

“how the hell do you know that? like actually, do you have any evidence whatsoever?”
“Lick my ass crack”
“beta comeback”

“dude don’t go out, we gotta be in best shape for the game tomorrow”
“Get a life”
“beta comeback”

by piano_max July 1, 2019

Cowboys Comeback

When the Dallas Cowboys lead their fans on by closing a large point gap in the fourth quarter, making it seem like they’re going to win, just to end up losing yet another game. Typically involves a stupid play call, bad call by a ref, or turnover.

Don’t get your hopes up, it’s probably just a cowboys comeback...

by NotACowboysFan October 4, 2020

Recycled Comeback

When an individual tries to respond to an insult, but re-uses the same insult that they are responding to. This make them look dull and uncreative.

“At least I’m not a fuck face”
“Well, at least I’m not a face fuck”
“Wow, what a recycled comeback”

by Thisismyaccountfuckoff May 23, 2021

Louisiana Cobweb

The act of putting gum in your asshole and proceeding to have anal sex. Afterwards, the male chews the bubble gum out of the asshole and blows it until popped, making a gummy, bummy, cummy fiasco.

“Chet I pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom!”
“Dude I totally pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom too LLLL!”

by AspergerKing420 October 2, 2021

tom comeb

Comes to life when his alter “Oliven” is late for school. Kind of like the green goblin, Tom Comeback posseses superhuman strength and hightened senses. Despite all this he shows a supreme lack of grammarly knowledge, he also does not like instant noodles, which is why Oliven usually supresses him by coming to school om time.

Are you coming Oliven? “Me Tom Comeback”

by Gnomesareimposters May 12, 2022

Shower cobweb

When you cum in the shower and it goes all stringy and clings to everything

I made some shower cobwebs

by Obmas the large April 28, 2023

Academic Comeback

When you have a low grade at the start/middle of a term or semester but get it high at the end

Jerry: Holy shit Mark, you have an F in this class, you can't stay in honor roll.

Mark: Don't worry I'm an academic comeback specialist

Jerry: How is your grade after that exam?

Mark: Went from a 34% to an 81%, told you I'm an academic comeback master

by BigSmoke40 October 23, 2023