college

the worst idea I've ever had.

I'm going to be a college drop out in about 5 seconds.

by collegekid153 January 16, 2009

College

An overwhelming excuse to go out, get drunk, get laid, and soak up financial aid while everyone thinks that one day you may be a great leader of the world

Hey, what are you doin' tonight?
-Oh, not much just goin' to college.

by James the #2 October 17, 2008

college

High school that costs 40k and has ash trays and a better library and features even more useless knowledge

Dude: this is just like high school with hotter chicks.
Dude2: YA

by greywolf February 23, 2004

college

Aplace were people go for one or two of the two possible reasons.
reason 1: To smoke lots of pot, waste your parents money and get kicked out.
reason 2: To get a piece of paper stating that your brain is full of shit information that you probrably already learned from the "magic schoolbus" and that you are allowed to work somewere other than a fast food restaurant.

Son: Mom, Dad, I got accepted for college.
Mom: That's great son.
Dad: How much will it cost?
Kid: Around 10k.
Mom and Dad have heart attacks and die later in the hospital. Kid goes to college, but than drops out cause he's stupid.

THE END

by Nik The Prick May 17, 2003

sierra college

Where dreams go to die.

Sierra College's most successful alumnus was a Playboy bunny. Also, the only media coverage we have gotten was for a stabbing and for having the "hottest girls on campus." Go figure...

by n00bers April 17, 2010

Barrow Hall College

A ridiculously shit college located in Warrington, ran by a bunch of knob-heads, big-headed and arrogant staff.

I went to Barrow Hall College, how shit was the Music department there?

by Shitschooolioskrrrrr December 27, 2016

collateral deliciousness

When the sauce or toppings from one food fall onto another increasing the latter’s appeal.

The excessive amount of ketchup on my burger spilled out onto my fries, a case of collateral deliciousness.

by LittleO'Me September 10, 2011