Colbert Cruncher

(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.

-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."

-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"

by JordanFromHillbillyHell March 31, 2010

Coleene

something so amazing, it's just better than sex. It's perfect, and nothing or no one can compare. A totally god in bed, everyone needs a Coleene

I wish Coleene was mine.

by Aryn Clifford🙊 May 14, 2015

Colten

He is a skin little kid that play fornite 24/7 of his life and white af and has some friends but still a cool guy

Colten needs to go out side

by Warrior David 21 May 19, 2018

colgent

the sensation of having to go to the bathroom really bad. originally referred exclusively to crap, now can alsop be used for urination.

Excuse me for a moment, ma'am, I'm feeling colgent. etymology - colon + urgent

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

colbness

something that is utterly brilliant. awesome

1. The Yankees beating the Red Sox in the playoffs was totally
Colbness.
2. What? There is a pop quiz? Man, that is so not colbness.

by john24 April 29, 2008

Colten

the soccer mom of the group who conveniently the same height as every tree they walk by. Carries a large bag of meatballs under his coat at all times. Will eat whole carrots out the bag while on break

1: who’s that tall dude chomping on the meatballs?
2: Colten

by tickled pickle November 23, 2021

Colten

just feckin dumb

Colten is feckin dumb

by bishwho March 4, 2018