Cockears

Refers to someone who has ears made out of cock.

Hey Fermin, you got cockears.

by Smitty West September 15, 2010

Cockernaut

A generic insult hurled at a douchebag.

Charlie: you douchebag
David: you cockernaut.

by chrlwrd September 28, 2010

cockerfuckscunt

Someone that just hell makes you want to rip your eyeballs out so you don't have to see them ever again

Zoe is such a cockerfuckscunt
idiotface hating kill

by Urbanegirl February 13, 2014

Cock Cocker

Literally: One who cocks cocks.

More indepth, a total douche bag who is hated by all (especially their mother) and is such a dick, that merely calling him a "cock" doesn't come close to expressing the depth in which they suck.

Can be used as a description, or an insult.

Stay away from Sean, the man is a total cock cocker.

Or merely: "you cock cocker!"

by Excitable Boy_1024 October 19, 2010

conkers

fun, laughs, absurdity

We went skinny dipping just for conkers.

by streed51 May 30, 2008

cockeran

When an individual is riding you so bad that you need Johnny Cockeran to get them to stop riding you.

This chic was on my dick so bad, I needed Cockeran to get her off.

by kb rocks May 9, 2006

Cockerel Eyes

how one's eyes appear after a heavy night binging; piss-holes in the snow

"You're looking a bit Cockerel Eyed this morning squire!"

"You eyes are like Cockerel eyes embedded in a man's face!"

by andybased May 6, 2008