Celebrate

Alternative word for masterbation.

When I get home from school I'm going to make sure nobody is home. Then I'm going to sit in my bedroom and celebrate!

by Spencer Holowell May 5, 2004

Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.

Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.

by West by SouthNorth December 23, 2010

celebort

To terminate a pregnancy by means of celebrating. (ie substance abuse, hardcore partying, etc.)

i can't afford plan b, but i have a bottle of jack and a flight of stairs...time to celebort!!!

by rarrrgargar August 18, 2010

Face full of celebration

1. When a man ejaculates in someones face

George:
"Yo man I just gave Pedro a face full of celebration while he was sleeping, it was grimetastic..you had to be there."

by kbricks69 April 2, 2009

Celebrate

To celebrate yourself is the act of masturbation. You can celebrate other people as well.

"I've spent the last half hour in the back room celebrating me."

"I'm going to my room to celebrate myself."

"She celebrated me last night."

by __FourFingers January 25, 2009

ceebs

derived from the phrase 'Cant Be Fucked/Arsed' (CBF/A).

Tyler: Do you want to go to the movies tonight?
Layla: Nah, ceebs.

by bethandshowergel May 25, 2014

Ceebs

Cannot be bothered. Taken from cba shortened from "can't be assed"

"Gunwarf?"
"Ceebs, man."

by Agness April 10, 2008