cleaning my rifle

verb master baiting, slang.

ex 1. dont come in im cleaning my rifle

by alahuakbur April 24, 2016

cleaning the gun

Cleaning the gun is when a man grab another man dick a jacks it till it fires!!!!

My boy tony Is cleaning the gun like a mother!!!!

by Crooked dick willie August 25, 2016

assnic cleansing

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Cleaning your kitchen

This is when you spread your ass cheeks and someone licks your butthole.

Gay boy- Ayyy, I'm gonna be cleaning your kitchen tonight, -wink-.
Straight boy- Nawww, I'm straight, you faggot.

by P0000000000P298356398497853257 January 19, 2009

Social Cleansing

When you lose/break your cell phone and lose ALL your contacts. You are then forced to recall names and numbers of people long forgotten.

Frat Bro, "Dude arn't you gonna text your booty call for a late night rendez-vous?

Contact-less Friend, "No Bro... Due to social cleansing I am forced to meet new girls and get their numbers...

by DNealz14 May 11, 2009

Cleaning the Pipes

Tugging your meat until you ejaculate, and then pissing. This supposedly cleans your urethra (hence, Cleaning the Pipes)

It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.

It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.

John: "Ugh, I really need to clean the pipes"

John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.

by Der Dietrich June 24, 2012

cleaning the pipes

Afta cumming have a piss to clean the pips

afta macking a hot chick or wanking, go have a piss. cleaning the pipes

by DaUsualCrew April 25, 2007