cop cleaner

Also referred to as a bird dog; Someone who will flush the cops out of the brush

A car passes you on the highway, doing 10-15mph better than your speed.

Passenger: Hey, why are you speeding up? you trying to catch him?
Driver: Nope, found a cop cleaner (bird dog) to flush out the speed traps!

by OneFaller September 28, 2005

cleaveland steamer

When a guy takes a shit on a girl's chest and then titty-fucks her.

If you enjoy cleveland steamers you are just plain dirty!

by Ziploc June 2, 2003

Neutral Cleaner

A cleaner that is considered neutral because it rates a zero in all four hazard categories required by OSHA to be labeled on workplace chemicals.

It is also neutral in everything else.

Neutral Cleaner has the ability to cure cancer if it wanted to. Too bad it never cares.

by The Panther of Silence May 23, 2008

San Diego Pipe Cleaner

This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.

I did a San Diego Pipe Cleaner on Emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!

by grovemeister January 7, 2009

cleaveland steamer

a sex act where one partner lays on their back and holds a clear glass bowl over their face or chest while a second partner stands above the person laying down and defecates into the bowl.

i saw this german dungeonporn where a chick gives this dude a cleaveland steamer.

by pak paki September 12, 2003

cleaveland steamer

When some dude takes a dump on some girls tits and then tities fucks her

Dude i just gave that bitch a cleaveland steamer

by Master Luc February 21, 2004

air cleaner

A substance used to deodorize a room after the act of fucking so hard the smell left behind is pure shit

"Where is the air cleaner," Addie said after heart pounding sex.

by Jack Morris March 11, 2008