Kelly Clark

1) A greatly EPIC person
2) The person that can not be refered to by just the first name
3) Very ninja like and quiet

WOW! Shes such a Kelly Clark

by Manda_Bunny February 12, 2009

Clark College

1) A community college in Vancouver, Washington.

2) College with many unique students.

1) "I go to Clark College."
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."

2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"

by Live.Love.Learn August 2, 2009

Dodie Clark

An amazing cinnamon roll. She is a singer/songwriter/youtuber.

She is the most incredible singer on the planet.
Everyone loves her.

"Hey, do you know who Dodie Clark is?"
"YES OHMYGOSH I LOVE HER SHE IS AMAZING"

by MyChemicalFallOutAtTheDisco May 22, 2017

Lewis and Clark

To embark upon an expedition of any kind, whether short or long, and without regard to the use of nagivation devices.

Since the art festival was downtown, Jack and Jill decided to Lewis and Clark over and check it out.

On the weekends, they like to Lewis and Clark around town, finding new restaurants to try and places to see.

by Prolixity November 18, 2009

Clarkston High School

A high school located in Clarkston Michigan. It is said that CHS is full of a bunch of "rich bitches" that only wear Hollister and Abercrombie, which is true. You tend to be this way until you reach Junior year and then quickly change to wearing things you buy from Pink and become obsessed with Vera Bradley. Iphones are also very common at CHS. If you don't have an iphone by 8th grade, you are likely to possess one soon,or at least before you graduate. If that doesn't happen you have an ipod touch. If neither of the previously stated facts apply to you, or you don't own anything that Apple has supplied in the last 6 months, you don't belong at CHS. You should transfer. The only thing worse than the stuck up girls is the cocky, athletic boys. If you don't play Football, you play Basketball, and if you don't play basketball, you are a poser. Most guys are also gamers too. Every guy plays a video game that in nearby towns, would be classified as nerdy, but girls here are used to it and know that they will never get anything better unless they leave Clarkston. Friday nights are for football games and Saturday morning you will find many high schoolers at Leos, most of them looking like they just rolled out of bed. If you haven't been in this situation, you are a high class bitch that only goes to LA Cafe and listens to open mic night on Friday evenings and drinks low fat mocha lattes. If you are from CHS, you know you stay in Clarkston, because you won't fit anywhere else.

Cory Smith- Dude, we need to destroy those Dragons tonight, plus, we all know fire isn't the only thing they blow...

Mitch Jonhson- Dude, that joke is so old, no one from Clarkston High School says that anymore....

or

Lauren Smith- Oh. My. God. Did you see the iphone 4g, lets totally take a trip to Somerset, so we can shop at Apple, Pink! and Vera, I need a new bag.

Katlyn Jonhson- Let's go, can we stop at T. Smooth first though, just got a text and smoothies are buy one get one free. I def need to get the Beach Bum white Chocolate again with Splenda, or the Bahama Mama, both are so good.

by Gagagagagagagagaga August 11, 2010

clark the canadian hockey goalie

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.

clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"

by boots13 March 22, 2009

Gillian Clarke

A poor excuse for a poet. Widely derided for use of obvious and poor imagery (see example), and for general all-round shitness.

(And she can't spell Vodafone).

Gillian Clarke can't be good. Listen to this poor excuse for poetry:

"The mouse curls in agony big as itself
and the star goes out in its eye."

by Andrey Biggins May 19, 2009