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churchious

Very religious. Very involved in church life and events. Goes to church often.
James is so churchious. He lives and breathes at the church these days.
by tango63 March 21, 2015
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Chinchillin

Chinchillin Is a word to express that if you've grown up worrying about money as you didn't have much, and you've been hardworking and saved they money for the right reasons and don't have anything to worry about because you now can throw money at things and have no worries about it, that's Chinchillin. Also, in relation it is a metaphor from the luxurious and expensive coat made of chinchillas which keep you warm if you're too cold from chillin too much.
Hey... look Deej is Chinchillin today, but I'm broke as a joke soo I can't , I can only chill.
by Deej101 February 4, 2017
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churching

To attempt the crab position whilst maintaining an erection, completely naked. The limbs become the walls, the body the ceiling and the thoroughly erect penis, becomes the steeple.
'I like to thoroughly stretch out my pelvic muscles with a good morning churching.'
by Charon92 February 13, 2017
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chinchilla

A chinchilla is a fluffy animal that requires lots of care and attention from their owner, most commonly found in the mountains in south america when wild.
I just bought a new chinchilla from the pet store and its so soft!
by Random person no one knows March 22, 2017
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churchinating

-verb
The act of publicly urinating in church spe. During service into a fountain or holy water trinket.
Judy: oh my god, did you hear about John churchinating during sermon yesterday?

Marge: what no, that's despicable!!
by Jeepsderp October 31, 2017
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Churchie

n. sometimes pejorative — a member of the Church of Scientology, usually but not always used by Freezone Scientologists/Independent Scientologists/“protestant” Scientologists (Scientologists outside of and opposed to The Church), and used often in the context of differentiating CofS members from Freezoners.

adj1. of or relating to Church of Scientology members.
adj2. relating to culty behavior and/or brainwashing, especially in the context of or comparative to the modern Church of Scientology.

Synonym: Squirrel
Antonym: Freezoner
N. “That Sea Org guy said David Miscavige was a better man than Martin Luther King Jr.! He even got offended that someone would have the gall to ‘compare a great man like David Miscavige to Martin Luther King.’ So fucked up but that’s Churchies for ya.”

Adj1. “You hear they’ve been using Uber drivers as recruiters? That’s some on-brand Churchie shenanigans right there.”
Adj2. "Those alt-right cultists sure love their arbitrary rules and being cucked by a dominant male leader. Churchie style koolaid really is prevalent in the world rn, even in our scene sometimes. As above so below I guess...”
by Kanye MEST September 22, 2020
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churchiee

Son: Hey mom, whose churchiee?
Mom: Oh honey its just a friend who comes when dad is at work
Son: Then why do I hear "OH GOD YES HARDER BABY!" upstairs?
Mom: Oh ummm because we are playing uhhm a board game!
Son:...okay mom, have fun!
by kgfdkujydsagtfui March 12, 2021
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