Chumpkins

A Mutated Cat with a western hat that has about four nuclear fusion bombs surgically implanted in it. When said cat dies, they go off.

I think Chumpkins got out...

Oh, Shit! RUN!

-explosion-

by Energyboy November 14, 2012

chumped

to bust on someone so that they have nothing to say afterwards.

I chumped you.

by cool cat 131 June 28, 2003

one pump chump

a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time fucking he only lasts thirty seconds in her vagina

josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah... she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it

by josh510 July 12, 2009

chump car

Dried up carcass of the CART series.

Who needs milk? Chump Car

by Spicooli December 24, 2007

Chimphandfeet

A person with very very ugly hands, sometimes being so ugly that they get confused for feet. Similar in appearance to the hands of a chimpanzee.

What the hell is that on my table? Get those chimphandfeet off of my table!

Did you see dude's hands? They were so ugly, they looked like chimphandfeet.

by Superheeman April 18, 2010

chumaphobic

Physical revulsion of the act of vomitting, even in comedic context.

The guy sitting in front of Debbie on the plane chummed into the blanket. Debbie had to go to the back of the plane and get out of sight of the incident because she is so chumaphobic.

by rebelyid March 19, 2008

chumpography

The study of the distribution of chumps and their tribal borders. Also the study of the location of chumpaporiums.

Non douchebag person: "Hey, did you know that Jersey has the highest concentration of chumps per capita than anywhere else in the world?"
Douchebag Person: "Yous one of them liberals ain't yous? Fo get about it!!"
Non Douchebag Person: "No, actually I learned it in my Chumpography 101 class."

by Ando Commando February 23, 2009