Chili Davis

To have an ice cube inserted in one's Anus while receiving fellatio.

She gave me the best Chili Davis I ever had.

by BruceBannersJohnson November 3, 2006

chili ring of death

When you have spicy food and and your asshole hurts when you shit

Hey did you hear mtv pat had the chili ring of death after he ate spicy peppers

by Buntin June 6, 2020

poisoned chalis

Chalis: A cup or bowl highly decorated with jewels or precious metals. A desirable object

Poisoned Chalis: A prize that has had its lustre taken from it by an act or situation that makes recieving the prize much less palatable.

Poisoned Chalis: A lesbian that turns down your offer of sex but wants to remain friends.

The offer of a job as The English Football Team manager was a poisoned chalis. He realised that it was footballs prize but he hadnt realised the press corp hated him so much.

Oh man look at her she's beautiful. I get a boner whenever she walks past but she's as lezzer as they come mate! I want to be her friend but I know she will never shag me - thats what I call a poisoned chalis.

by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 20, 2007

dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca

Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili

by Crazy68 March 3, 2014

kuntucky chili spill

is the excessive (and immediate) fecal over-spill that occurs after the penal disconnection of sodomy.

Fuck Boy 1: bro, you smell like shit!

Fuck Boy 2: yeah man, my girl straight up Kuntucky chili spilled all over me after anal!

Fuck Boy one: hell yeah! *high fives fuck boy 2*

by JayWright33 October 2, 2017

chili pimp

A chili pimp is one whore pimp. Originated in the Chi-town area the chili pimp is worthless, ridiculed and can't provide any other blows.

The chili pimp is some one who only whores out one slut.

by oh63559 August 18, 2006

texas chili bowl

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.

I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.

by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005