five cougars thanks

The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.

This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)

(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

cougarific

A woman, or any given scenario, that has exceptional cougar qualities

Those ladies running through the park are cougarific.
or
I'm beside myself on how cougarific this wine and cheese party is.

by Sean Milligan November 24, 2005

Prison Cougar

An older woman who seeks a much younger man and prides herself on the fact she is "waiting" for him to be released from prison. Opposite of "jail bait".

A 55 year old worn out woman, met her 38 year old boyfriend at a NA meeting, while he was out on bail and awaiting sentecing. A "Prison Cougar" clings on to a family she just met, in desperate attempt to find some social validation, she is trying to appear young and relive her 30's as she waits for her inmate boyfriend to be freed. She graduated High School when he was 2 years old.

by loldumbex March 24, 2011

Zoo Cougar

An older woman unfamiliar with the ways of a wild cougar. She settled for men her own age even if they aren’t in her same league.

A hunter must be bolder around a Zoo Cougar since they are tamer and might not even recognize a younger man as prey at first.

by Training Cougar Hunter July 29, 2009

Mercury Cougar

(1) Mercury's version of the Ford Mustang (1967-69). Small sportscar.

(2) In 1970, the Cougar became a Thunderbird spin-off. Large luxury car.

(3) The last Cougar looked like a Probe spin-off, but I am uncertain. Small sportscar.

FORD: A new SPORTY Mercury Cougar would be nice!

by Ford & Lincoln, both USA Presidents. But, will there ever be a Mercury? July 15, 2006

Cougarism

The study and philosophy of all things concerning older women who prey on young verile men to fulfill their primal sexual desires (also known as a 'Cougar').

Bobby: You seem to know an awful lot about Cougars, Brent.

Brent: Alas, young lad, I am proficient in Cougarism.

by Brent Davidson March 4, 2008

Cougar Stripe

Noun: An affectionate term used to define the wrinkles on the body of an older woman who is by definition a Cougar.

See: Cougar

Plural: Cougar Stripes

My son's friend told me he noticed my first cougar stripe

There was something about her cougar stripes that turned me on.

While I was hooking up with his mom, I noticed the cougar stripes on her ass.

I won't even touch an older woman unless she has substantial cougar stripes.

by Trav-L June 16, 2009