Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015

crunchberry

Another word for an ecstasy pill. Taken from an episode of Drawn Together where Wooldor eats "crunchberries" and rolls hella balls.

"No more crunchberries for you Wooldor!"
"but.. but I need them to relax!"

"Yo, wanna eat a crunchberry with me?"

by daedalus0x1a4 April 6, 2008

crystal cruncher

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

by alexis driscoll August 27, 2005

cruncher

To take a shit.

I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.

by ghost July 31, 2003

Churchie

A guy who wears short shorts, singlet tops, black socks, vans. Has a passionate love for wearing snap backs and rosary beads. LOVES GIRLS WHO WEAR SNAP BACKS! Is often seen with one leg up on a chair/bench/anything they can find. Usually has there hands down their pants/around their crotch.
Is normally ridiculously good looking with sexy hair.

Is hated by dickies boys (faggots who wear the brand dickies or unit), only cos they shit all over them and get with the hottest chicks.

The first churchies originated from the church schools such as lochinvar (St Joey's) and St Peters. Thats why they usually wear a cross necklace (rosary beads)

Erin: That guy's so HOT !
Jessika: Yeah, that's cos he's a churchie ;)
Erin: Oh yummmm.

by erin jess October 7, 2011

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

turd cruncher

noun:turd scraper(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your turds and you can make your own turd hat or turd scraper with it

al," im goin to the turd factory to get a turd cruncher this weekent thier having a HUGE sale."
kohri, " is their realy a turd factory? and whats a turd cruncher."
al, " i can make turd hats and what not whith it."

by yotoddal January 21, 2006