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choffice

noun. A church that has been converted into commercial offices in a not-so-subtle manner
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.

Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.
To get to the adult video store, go down the street and take a right at the choffice. Can't miss the neon sign two blocks up on the left.

My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.
by creaternity April 30, 2006
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chofter

Chofter (n.) one who chofts; the act of doing vaguely creepy, socially-incompetant and sexually-inappropriate things in public places. The chofter is characterized by vastly failing personal hygene, a wardrobe memorializing decades past, attempts at overly-permissive conversations with women much younger than him, usually sales clerks, waitresses, library attendants and others who, by professional standards must address even the most contemptible individuals tactfully. He is prone to masturbate in public, in internet cafes, or public urinals while fantasizing over non-mainstream fetish photos, like female bodybuilding or ball-stretching. Related words: choftish (adj), choftery (n.), chofterly (adv.)
"Hey that chofter in the corner is beating off to pubic hair-dying pictures again. Will you please call him a police escort."
by Portmanteau June 10, 2008
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Chuck a choo choo

The act of pelvic thrusting and pumping while at the same time moving your arms as if to simulate a steam train.
Most often used when fucking a midget.
Very classy move!!!
Mna the other day while at the carnival my boy was really chuck a choo choo'ing that midget.
by castofnastie June 9, 2011
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The Chunky Choo Choo

When a man covers his penis with Chunky Peanut Butter and then procedes to have sex.
Shit we're all out of peanut butter because she was ridin' the chunky choo choo last night.
by his grace April 13, 2008
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Chugga Chugga Choo Choo

Whatever you want it to mean.

Tis a verb! Use it as such. (Using it as anything other than a verb is incorrect)

A fill-in-the-blank kind of word. Think MadLibs.

The person you are talking to is allowed to use their mind to conclude how you used this word.

Their response generally shows what their meaning of the word is.
Ex. 1.
So this morning I chugga chugga choo chooed.
That is why I only hit the snooze button one time.

In example one, the person responding thinks that chugga chugga choo choo means that they overslept.

Ex. 2.
I chugga chugga choo chooed my toast :(
Aww... I hate burned bread.

In example two, the person responding thinks that chugga chugga choo choo means to burn.

Ex. 3.
Yo, dude! Whats up!?
Chugga Chugga Choo Chooing while playing scrabble.
I am so jealous! I love those kinds of crackers!

In example three, the person responding thinks that chugga chugga choo choo means eating crackers.

Ex. 4.
I chugga chugga choo chooed while bathing your grandmother.
DUDE!! WTF?!?1!*" 1>,!?!!!!1!!1!

In example four, the person responding obviously had some peculiar thoughts as to what chugga chugga choo choo means. But he also may have been responding to the "bathing your grandmother" part of the text. We will never know for sure.
by Named after his Grandpaws. September 23, 2009
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choochie

I love you choochie
by arts March 24, 2010
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choo

commonly used when wanting to say "you"
whats a matta wit choo
by anonymous March 28, 2004
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