Granola Chomper

Extreme liberal, green-freak, hippie-dippie from a place such as Berkeley. They move into your community and coat it in PC, making you want to move.

The granola chompers destroy their own cities then move in to new communities and destroy those.

by Connacht July 19, 2009

Chode Chomper

During oral when a girl gets bored of sucking and starts gnawing on her partner's Wang Chung for sexual pleasure.

Yesterday i gave my girlfriend a raging Gabriel and in return she gave me a Chode Chomper. It was enjoyable.

by gimpmaster March 26, 2009

Beaver Chomper

When you insert 4 fingers into a woman's vagina, and then separating your pointer and middle finger from your ring and pinky finger. You then close your fingers and repeat this motion multiple times as if it were a beaver's mouth chomping on wood.

I was going at it with my girlfriend last night and I gave her the beaver chomper

by jizzzeff July 30, 2010

CHOMO

A FRESHLY RELEASED PEDOPHILE THATS ON PAROLE IS A DIRTY CHOMO

STAY AWAY FROM WEIRD EMAILS AND ANY CHOMO THAT HANGS OUT AT THE PLAY AREA AT THE MALL OR FREQUENT PUBLIC PARKS HANDING OUT CANDY THESE TYPE OF PEOPLE NEED A BULLET NOT REFORM

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 27, 2011

Chomo

A person who likes sex and/or sexual acts with children before they hit puberty, preferably little boys.

Hey Marge, I was looking on the intranet and I found out that there's a convicted chomo on the corner or Elm and 8th Street.

Oh yea? Better send our kids there this Halloween.

by Danny Deezy September 11, 2009

choma_cha_nkola

A type of internet troll who:

a) rambles incohrently
b) has bad grammar
c) has atrocious spelling
d) randomly strings words and phrases together
e) is extremely racist
f) has the IQ of a shoe
g) has a urine fetish
h) has a bestiality fetish and often professes his love of raping goats
i) loves being assfucked by his boyfriend Abdul

choma_cha_nkola is such a fucking retard! He's a pathetic freak!

by maxReRe January 25, 2005

chombie

A brain-eating, reanimated individual of Chinese ancestry. Typically encountered driving slowly on the freeway with their left blinker on.

Jake: Dude, I just saw that chombie driving by again in your old man's Buick!

Travis: Damn dude, those chombies are taking over the neighborhood!

by Yikka June 29, 2009