Chili dog

When the dick comes out of the ass with shit on it

Weird person 1: why is your mouth full of shit

Weird person 2: Because someone ass fucked me and then afterwards I sucked his chili dog

by Mohammedqueefman January 31, 2022

Chili String

When a male or female removes anal beads from their ass and it is accompanied by stinging diarrhea.

My a****** hurts so bad because of that beefy chili string

by DJ 3arthqauk3 May 14, 2016

Chili's Abortion

When you regret having an abortion and all you want is your baby back, baby back, baby back.

Now that she is older, she realizes she had a Chili's Abortion when she was a teen.

by War-Damn-Eagle1977 July 7, 2019

Chili dog

When you’re doing anal and get shit on your dick

Shit, now I have a chili dog

by TheRealestDicker May 9, 2019

Spray Chili

To spray explosive diarrhea that has the appearance of splattered chili.

I have the bubble guts, I think I need to spray chili.

by Doeschna March 18, 2017

chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.

Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.

by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021

chili giggles

1. The unfortunate event that you have the giggles, and shart while giggling.

2. A silly, spasmodic laugh; titter from
ill-concealed amusement which turns into nervous embarrassment from

an impromptu shitty fart.

Marvin and Lucile were thoroughly satistfied with their adventurous dinner date at Sloppy Joey's, until they both had chili giggles.

The chili giggles struck suddenly while we were all cracking jokes.

That questionable buffet looks like a great source for some chili giggles.

by Freyjawired July 3, 2017