Chaired

When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat

Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.

by VandyBoys August 20, 2019

Char Ellis

Char Ellis.. From Nottingham! Quite a babe! Amazing sense of humor!

Ooo you sound like char Ellis now!

by Charlxxe January 4, 2020

Dome Chair

A chair where a bro receives dome(a blow job). It is preferred to be a beam bag chair or soccer mom chair.

Phil: Mike you stole my dome chair.
Mike: Well I'm getting head tonight unlike you.
Phil: True. Tell my mom I say hi.

by UWM April 29, 2011

Musical Chairs

When there are an equal amount of males and females and the females sit on the males faces. When the music turns on, the females get up and allow one male to leave the circle. Abruptly, when the music turns back off, the females scramble to sit on the remaining of the males faces leaving one female still standing.

As Ben left the musical chairs circle, April was too slow and was throne-less for her queening.

Reference: "Queening"

by Nastyyy_nate October 27, 2014

Teto Chair

A type of sentient chair that has power to control any living being minds

can also be used to tell someone's power

man, that's strong as teto chair

by SombreroParty May 19, 2020

The Stupid Chair

Any chair (usually of varying quality) that resides outside a ladies dressing room. Typically populated with disgruntled boyfriends/husbands with angry or resigned expressions, surrounded by shopping bags.

"Did you see that guy in the stupid chair? I heard he fell for the 'I'll just be a minute,' gambit."

"Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you're done."

by mdonovan December 8, 2007

Fail Blob Chaar

When someone fails terribly this word/phrase is the only way of compensating for their act disregarding any other words as no other words can come to mind other than this word/phrase. (Warning only to be used if a severe act of failure has been committed).

If this word/phrase (Fail Blob Chaar) were to be defined in a simplistic approach... if someone was a complete idiot and ruined the most easy of tasks. Any person knowing this worthy phrase would insult them using this phrase that will shine through the years passing on as my legacy.

by ASIANYMOUS October 31, 2018