Cheese

The essence of the human condition. Cheese is a holy and powerful device of the human psychology that links with politics, economy and most importantly the meaning of life

Man 1: Hey Man!

Man 2: Not to get political or anything

Man 1: What is it?

Man 2: But what the fuck is cheese?

Man 1: C̶̨̧̡̨̧̮̹̝͇̳̻̻̬͎̗̔̃̕h̴͙̼̪͌ę ̟͎̩͕͍͎̊̋̉͋͒̈́̑̾̋̎̕̚ḛ̵̛̤̭̯͇̪͎̱͈̠͓̜͖̝̪̓̎̑̽́͋s ̰̞͍̭̙̯̰̭̖̾̀e ̦̰͆̽̍͌͒̋̾̅̿ ̴̧̘̘̯͇̥̗̬̟͙̬̺̠̀̐̔ͅị ̞̏͘s̵̛̲͎̹̣̜̝͔̻͖͖̺̅̈́̂̀̍̌́͜ ̶̳͓͊̔̊̊̓͒̂͆͛l ̢̪̘̺̫͎͒̃͑̔̈́̈́ͅî̵̱̝̤͙̻̞̦̬͙͛͒͌͛̈́̽͋̑̈̀͑ͅͅf ̨̧̡̫̥̦͎͕̯͕̟̞̞̘̋͐̎́̏̃̈́̒̄̚̚ͅě ̲͎͍̟͍͖̣̗̪̗̩̗̓̚ ̴̡̯̲̜̗͕̅̌̽͑̈̇͘ͅ

by Nsoanaoababshshdvshs December 6, 2020

Wiener Cheese

A yellow crusty residue that resembles that of a dried spray cheese, commonly found on the gooch or shaft, of the male genitalia and is the result of low personal hygiene.

Peter get your disgusting wiener cheese away from me.

by C-note tha rula March 20, 2010

windex and cheese

What sperm tastes like

If I had to describe the taste of sperm, I'd say it was like windex and cheese.

by JennaQ July 5, 2005

chalk and cheese

Two things that might be confused as similar but which are in fact very different.

Fedora and Ubuntu are like chalk and cheese.

by Anacrolix April 17, 2009

freeze the cheese

Act of holding in a fart; not cutting the cheese.

Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.

by anna1dee May 12, 2010

california cheeseburger

A sandwich in which the main ingredient is a small baby. A favorite among godless hippies.

While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea...
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

by Fantastic_Dan March 22, 2005

Cheese Roll

When someone fingers you whilst eating a cheese roll

Did you hear Sam cheese rolled that girl?

by CheeseRollin December 25, 2018