Dick cheese

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public

Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 14, 2016

Dick Cheese

Small white/cream colored bits stuck in a mans foreskin, sometimes squishy, sometimes hard. If it’s crunchy, it’s a snack.

I couldn’t help it, Kristof’s Dick cheese was too much

by Jordyn Delange February 14, 2021

Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is a mould found under the male balls after the male puts a slice of holy cheese up his ass.

"Bro that dick cheese tastes so fucken good".

by Liam Shackell February 7, 2019

Dick Cheese

Craig Somerville

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville

by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022

Dick Cheese

Someone named Richard who enjoys cheese.

I love Dick Cheese. I honestly must admit, Dick Cheese always turns me on.

by Kanye West's sexy uncle December 12, 2020

Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is the old nasty leftover sperm in your foreskin.

Bro I just pulled my foreskin back and saw so much dick cheese I’m finna make a sandwich wit it

by Khachik=gay April 10, 2019

dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022