University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

the institution of higher education, straddling the towns of Champaign and Urbana, IL, that is secretly controlled by the Coca-Cola conglomerate.

The soda machines at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign are only filled with Coke products.

by beausourire522 November 30, 2004

Champagne-os

Those who enjoy the consumption of champange to the extent of your typical wino.

I never drink champagne.
Oh really? We are total champagne-os.

by buble girls February 14, 2010

Champ Week

A week long celebration involving drinking for 7 days straight. Often done by college students on their birthday week.

Person 1: Did you see how drunk Stacy was yesterday? It was a Tuesday afternoon!
Person 2: Dude she is having a champ week, she turns 21 on Saturday.

by C-mac yo March 29, 2010

champagne butthole

When you take a dump and after the solid turd comes out you have explosive diarrhea.

I just had the worst champagne butthole ever. Turd particles splattered everywhere.

by MacDonald Berger August 9, 2015

champagne drizzle

The pinnacle of drunkeness while maintaining rhyme and coherence; Most commonly a mixture of celebration, good friends, and a combination of other drugs and alcohol; achieved ONLY by poppin bottles

Champagne Drizzle - We was poppin' bottles in Punta Cana wif da boys and ended up in a champaaaaaaaaaaagne drizzzzzzzzzzzle. - Radar...out.

by Radar a la Punta Cana August 27, 2016

Champagne MaryJane

She's the "girl next door" who smokes weed on down low, and comes up with the most RIDICULOUS ideas. She also thinks she's a fucking comedian when she's high AF. She basically is.

Your girl was a Champagne MaryJane last night, making s'mores tutorials high AF.

by Champagne Mary Jane January 23, 2017

ChadSpreading

When you have huge bells because your name is Chad and you have to spread your legs when sitting down or it would discomfort your testicles.

Bro: Did you see Trump chadspreading when he sat next to Justin Trudeau who crossed his legs
Dude: yeah, bro! That chadspreading was Epic! Trump is a such a savage.

by chadlamo May 15, 2018