Sexual Chair Fetish

When the person in question wants or is having a sexual relationship with a chair. Some examples may include pounding the chair leg into your ass or vagina, another example is drilling a hole into the seat of the chair and fucking it with your penis. There are many other ways too but these are the classic ones.

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by catrapeman May 19, 2019

Chairlympics

The Chairlympics are games usually played in schools or offices that involves any number of handy chairs.

Games range from simple races on rolling chairs, hurdle courses, and chair diskus.

Generally frowned upon by the management or administration.

I won gold in the chairlympics longjump by jumping seven chairs.

by Subsonik July 13, 2006

Chairforce

Reffers To The Majority Of The Airforce That Fly Nothing But Desks. Used Mainly By Ground Force Who Do Actual Fighting I.E. Army,Marines.

Soldier: So What Do You Do?

Airman: I'm In The Airforce

Soldier: You Mean The CHAIRFORCE

by 68Winasanddune September 24, 2009

Chairface

Somewith with a face that is used as a seat and enjoys being farted on

There are some real chairfaces in Physics 2!

by Trizzle May 13, 2005

Chair

The pairing/ship for Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl.
Chuck is played by Ed Westwick
Blair is played by Leighton Meester

My perfect couple in GG is Chair.

by iree8 October 1, 2011

chaina

Chaina is the name that stands out of the others . it means majestic,mysterious,beautiful ,intelligent,glorious,loyal , active, talented,always making up plans,and a friend to y’all. Chaina also means that they would never turn their back on u chaina is the basic unite of life without Chaina those people wouldn’t have any exciting things in there life. Chaina is also someone u can’t trust someone that will love u no matter what, someone who is nice but the be fool by Chaina. As we know Chaina is one of a kind Chaina also can be petty with in betrayal .Chaina is not someone to mess with, but Chaina will always be there for if u need a shoulder to cry on count on Chaina.

I need someon to talk to like Chaina

by Dictionary of all May 2, 2018

Poor Bastard Chair

A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.

Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."

Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."

OR

"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."

by Delma November 13, 2007