When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married.
by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010

by Jackage September 30, 2006

a term used in tf2 when a medic healing someone is taking fire, so another medic heals the original medic to keep them alive.
by mantis_shrimp January 26, 2019

Ay' yer pussy ass ford couldn't pull a noodle out ah cats ass!
You sumbitch, Thats it! DROP CHAIN! I'll pull that rust bucket chevy of yers harder than yer sister jerks yer cock at night!
You sumbitch, Thats it! DROP CHAIN! I'll pull that rust bucket chevy of yers harder than yer sister jerks yer cock at night!
by Mikeywallbanger February 3, 2018

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom
A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"
by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009

When a man uses his own semen as lubrication to continue masturbating immediately after he ejaculates.
by Jim Swanson March 30, 2008

When you're at a bar and you order one drink at a time, making the bartender make each drink every time, and even if you want two of the same thing, you'll make the bartender make it twice separately, because you're a piece of shit.
by Jeffazhey February 2, 2017
