cement mixer

When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...

John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.

by NM Tex January 2, 2008

cementation

when a guy ejaculates on the forehead of a dirty.

What I did last night.

by Snuser July 2, 2005

cementified

1 the act of a viscous substance solidifying

2 stupified, like a deer in headlights

after a few days, billy's booger cementified under the table.

by robin miller May 13, 2005

cementangary

Stuck in an angry thought or feeling.

One must move beyond feelings of hostility and resentment or else risk becoming cementangary.

by Joie D June 12, 2007

Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.

The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.

by tharris October 10, 2012

cemetorium

this is where you find a cemetery and a crematorium are found ether right next to each other or on the same property.

the cemetorium can be used for pets and humans

by pvtjackson98 October 21, 2012

cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

by Cementjobguy March 15, 2014