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cat on the keyboard

When a text or email is laced with typos and misspellings, as if a cat walked on a keyboard while a person was writing. A garbled email or text.
Sorry for the garbled email, there was a cat on the keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.
by merlin's memory April 10, 2017
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Cartons

A name for smaller than average jugs,tits, or boobs

Used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of tits to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs

Only used to define chick's breasts...guys just have man-boobs not cartons
Guy #1: That asian has some nice cartons
Guy #2: Man, i love titties
Guy #1: (sigh) titties
by I<3containersofmilk March 30, 2011
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Canon

A term used especially within gaming communties to differentiate between the official storyline (= canon) and everything which is not, like fanfiction, fanvids, etc.
"A lot of people consider Chell to be the daughter of Cave & Caroline, but it's by no means canon."
by meimeiriver September 17, 2011
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Capon

1.Something or someone that fails in an epic scale of things.
2.To lose your testicles
1.Ewwww Brian capon!!
2.You caponing now boy!
by anonymouslanguage September 22, 2009
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cahones

1. balls, man's testes

2. to have guts
Lick my cahones
He has got big cahones
by Ben May 13, 2005
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Cat on the roof

anything awesome or cool. you can use it however you want. this saying originated in Zwolle, Netherlands as a joke but quickly became popular around the world
Last night's party was cat on the roof!!!
by zwolle October 10, 2009
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catonakeyboardinspace

What you see when you die.
Ytmnd 4ever! Ebaums worlsd sucks! also cocks! catonakeyboardinspace
by BDizzunn October 7, 2007
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