Fidel Castro

the dictator of Cuba who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips, but is just a complete bastard who likes to make people's lives impossible

There is going to be a huge party in Cuba the day Fidel Castro dies.

by jczles February 19, 2008

Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro

Mafalda is the best best friend one could ever have.
Mafalda is THE sweetestest and most caring-est in the world, and is always available for anyone who needs her.
Mafalda loves beagles and grão-de-bico. Although she smells of cocó, her kind-nature and pure heart make it worth it to stick with.
She is basically the portuguese Shakira and is widely known for her sass. DON'T MESS WITH THIS BIATX GURLL, SHE SLAYYY

Who runs the world?
Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro, whenever, wherever.

by crisbeautzyabestfrend April 8, 2018

sneeky castro

Performing a cunnilingus or analingus from behind in the doggy style position. "Ass up face down" Then inserting a cigar in the recievers anus during oral. Used in the The Duece Biggalo, movie European Giggalo.

Vanessa had never experianced a sneeky castro before. Let alone oral sex from this position. After the act she smoked the cigar.

by Ouigee July 3, 2007

George Castanza

noun: a character from Seinfeld

verb: to regain a position by acting as if the end of it never happened

george castanza goes back to work as if he did not quit, thus regaining his job

by yoyoyoo June 23, 2007

Castrate

Cutting off a guys balls

im going to castrate you you and shove them down your throat

by lostinyaloveee February 16, 2017

Cartridge Bomb

The making of a small explosive with shrapnel, made by taking a small, depleted CO2 cartridge, widening the neck opening with a nail and filling it with black powder while tapping it LIGHTLY. A green fuse is then placed into the neck. If constructed correctly, it can have an explosion the size of an M80 or bigger, with shrapnel.

You man, we couldn't find any M80s for old lady Pfifers mailbox, so we made some cartridge bombs!

by Trust February 23, 2005

Cast away

The anatomy of a cast away begins when you roll off a "raft" of toilet paper and put it in a friends toilet prior to taking a shit. From then, take your shit. Try to land it on your "raft". If done successfully, your Shit will resemble Tom Hanks in the movie Cast Away. Precede to non-flushing.

I was at my friend Trey's house and left a cast away in his shitter.

by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008