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Calendering

When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.
Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering
by Pipsqueak101 January 13, 2019
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Brazilian Carpenter

Part of Speech: n
Definition: a technique in which all or most of the pubic hair is removed with the application of Duct Tape which is then warmed with a heat gun

also called Brazilian Carpenter's wax, bikini wax

Etymology: I heard it here in San Francisco
As erotic as a Brazilian Carpenter's wax can be, the duct tape can leave behind adhesive, so be sure to properly clean your Sub after the procedure.
by clausemic September 21, 2011
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Donna Carpenter

A stinky fishy person who looks like she uses lotion for shampoo.
Donna: hi!
Me: oh my lord do u smell that??!
Donna: Smell what?
Me: ...
Also me thinking inside my head: *oh my fuck that's her cuchi🐟🐟🐟*
Me again: Well the ocean called earlier they told me to tell you they want their fish back....
So there for Donna Carpenter is Stanky fishy
by Fishy Stanky October 14, 2019
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remi carpenter

by hdjsos November 22, 2021
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calender

a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.
by Anonymous August 14, 2003
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Cavender

A band from Manchester New Hampshire. They rock hella hard. Group members include Drew Young, Brian Perry, Joel Pastuszak, John Roberge, and Pat McDonald. They pretty much pwn paramore's ass. They're all super nice, and all really cute.
person one: dude did you see cavender the other night? they were fucking awesome!

person two: yeahh i know! i can't wait to see them again! maybe we can hang out with them after the show too!
by ilovecavender August 5, 2008
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catgender

Retarded tumblr SJW libtards making up a fake gender for attention.
tumblrtard: i go by meowself pronouns and im catgender!1
me: stfu retard kys
tumblrtard: omg transphobe ur gross!1!1
by dreamqast December 5, 2021
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