Phone Caroling

The act of people calling their friends around Christmas time and singing holiday songs to each other.

Hey Im gonna call you later with a bunch of other people- were going phone caroling.

by chamberofsecretshasbeenopened December 24, 2010

red carpeting

when you and your friends sit back and comment on anyone you see walking by

look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...

by knowledgeborn March 8, 2012

card carrying clit licker

In the 1950's to come out and admit you are a lesbian was not accepted.

She won't admit it but she is a "card carrying clit licker."

by donnienyc August 30, 2012

John Carring

The act of looking suave and debonair. The embodiment of a male sex symbol.

Man that new haircut is fresh as fuck! You're so John Carring !

by Firemanga January 5, 2017

Missile carrying

When a person carries around a dildo, vibrator, or sex toy around with them; usually discretely

Melissa is missile carrying while grabbing lunch @ work

Melissa is missile carrying while going to the store.

by xreyoflight July 10, 2017

Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.

"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."

by MRS FEAST June 8, 2018

golf-carting

Breaking up with someone, mostly without them seeing it coming

Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”

by MacGuyver August 19, 2019