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Canon Spark

When one has an idea that sounds like it could be a part of a ficton's canon.
Will generally leave behind a trail of confused people until properly explained.
"I've had an idea! It all fits in with the canon! The generic macguffin could have been used way before by the bad guy!"
"That's called a canon spark. I'm calling that a canon spark."
"...When has that ever been called a canon spark?"
by R. Sposchki August 24, 2018
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DIRTY CANON

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.
I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.

After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.
by Mosart May 10, 2020
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Canon Event

A significant moment or event in ones lifetime crucial to their character development. These events can have both good and bad outcomes.

The term originates from the 2023 film "Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse," where several examples include getting bitten by a radioactive spider, Uncle Bens death, the death of a police captain close to Spider-Man, among others.
The death of Michael's dad really changed him, that was his canon event.
by Massacre_All_Furries December 7, 2023
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Personal Canon

When something is not confirmed by the creators of a show, game, ect. but someone still likes to believe that it's canon. This can range from something small to a sexuality headcanon, to changing part of the plot in your head completely.
Person 1: Lukas from Minecraft: Story Mode is so gay
Person 2: Really is it confirmed?
Person 1: Nah, it's just my personal canon.
by eatingrocks101 July 4, 2023
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Artillery Canon

When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon
Hey what was that noise last night?
Oh yeah me and my girl were the Artillery Canon.
by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024
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Canon

Big COCK like 9999999 inches deep in your mom
Look at that canon he has a huge cock
by Oooooooogggggqqaa February 25, 2024
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Canon Fluid

Not pedantic about the established canon for fandom. You love the fandom, and are able to enjoy where the new versions take you.
"Weren't they still enemies then? Oh, this is not canon, but that is okay. I am Canon Fluid."
by Ballalucci June 19, 2022
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