canonical lori

Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome

“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome”
“I know”

by maddyjpg May 21, 2021

canon

something that the AOT fandom can’t understand.

“It’s canon that Levi is pansexual, and Eremin is Isayama’s favorite ship.”

by femrea August 21, 2021

Canon

EPIC and will destroy any dumb infants

I am a Canon

by 6rdyystu August 28, 2021

Sausage-Canon

When a woman shoots your dick out of her vagina

Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!

I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now

by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024

canon

paycheck from forsaken ‼️‼️

"oh boy paycheck should defo be canon, i love paycheck"

by chocolatechipicecreamsandwich September 7, 2025

Canon

The sweetest and most thoughtful guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll make you feel so special and understood. (also he’s the cutest guy you’ll ever lay eyes on)

“Canon is perfect!”

by unicornyay October 29, 2025

Canon

CANON UP UR ASS. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW U FATASS ROLLY POLLY ASS BITCH. CANON UP YOUR ASS, UR PUSSY, UR EYE SOCKETS, UR PENIS HOLE. STFU. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW AND STOP MAKING WEIRD SHIT YOU STUPID ASS POOPOO BITCH. HOW WOULD YOH FEEL IF THERE WAS CANON IN YOUR BRAIN STFU. BE NORMAL. Thankyou 🩷

“that’s not canon”
“STFU CANON UP UR ASS”

by str4wb3rryy February 18, 2025