sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

a candisay

difficulty making a decision. a moment of thinkers block. A period of aphasia.

While planning the next days schedule I experienced a candisay which prevented me from finishing my work earlier.

by Greg O'Mahony April 12, 2006

calisurferla

A homosexual little bitch who enjoys homo things i.e. playing violin, fingering himself, using thousands of hair products, trimming his pubic hair into portraits of celebrities. Also responds to the name of "cocksucker". But enjoys picking wedgies during trip meetings while wearing jeans in the backcountry. We all love a good leander.

1)Laura's ex is calisurferla
2)You're going to sit next to calisurferla and you-know-who in the Whittier tunnel?!?

by plusdelta February 14, 2009

canis inquisition

When your dog sniffs you suspiciously after you've been around other dogs.

So, she has two dogs and when I got home after hanging out at her house my dog gave me the canis inquisition - it was like being interrogated by the cops

by tyrannosaurusrick February 17, 2010

canispectrologist

One who studies puppies and rainbows, usually as a last resort when one has failed in the study of dull subjects, such as law, medicine or business.

Law school is just so terrible, I think I'm going to become a canispectrologist.

by nayqueenie August 31, 2010

Calista belle ortiz

A beautiful girl who loves sports! Someone everyone likes! Sweet, but not too sweet. If people say something to her she will retaliate!

Calista belle Ortiz is amazingly beautiful and loves sports!

by Aria PLL March 11, 2015

calistene

She is a creative, kind and expressive person, she is full of charm, with incredible curiosity, she is always positive in the face of limitations and restrictions, but with her willpower and determination she is able to overcome obstacles and achieve success. Difficulty concentrating is not uncommon what makes her distracted and forget what she was doing. Sometimes she becomes nervous and restless, loves to "create" her reality, loves being surrounded by real friends and being at home.

Girl 1: can I be like Calistene?

Girl 2: girl, it's impossible to be like her! She's different from other girls.

by Beauty M.C. August 10, 2017