Caking

The act of taking cake and pushing it into your partners rectum. They then push it back out and you both enjoy dessert, usually with a post sex cup of tea or coffee.

Had a serious birthday caking sesson last night with my boyfriend. He was spitting crumbs for hours after.

by Gouranga1969 September 27, 2018

caking it

All the above, plus:
Adjective meaning that something is being done in a very efficient or easy/laid back way.

Did you see that grandpa on his motorised wheel-chair just caking it along in the middle of the road?!

I did a massive shit, just caked it right out.

by basenow February 28, 2008

Chicago Carking

After a night of heavy drinking in Chicago, a passed-out girl is carried upstairs and subjected to unspeakable acts performed on her anus. The next morning she wakes up and can't remember anything, or has possibly suppressed all memories of the event. But the lingering pain and difficulty walking serve as reminders of the carking she received the previous night.

Honey, make sure you wash back there extra well and drink up. There's gonna be a whole lotta Chicago Carking going on tonight.

by XBSFL October 3, 2007

Cranking 90s

When a song from the 90s comes on the radio and you crank up the volume Knob.

Cranking 90s? What the Fuck do these kids know about the 90s?

by sadmath December 6, 2019

Caking

The late night desire to purchase random combinations of food such as cheese and cake. This my be confused with the munchies but it applies specifically to a combination of foods that include cake. People with this affliction gather in small groups to purchase said items. One HAS to be gay.

Random passerby: What? yo, this dude is buying cheese and cake mix.
Friend of Passerby: What for?
Another Friend of Passerby: Yo, you put cheese in your cake?
Man caking: no, the cheese is for burgers
Passerby: And the cake?
Jonathan Isaacs(look up the name):For Dessert.

by Eder's March 3, 2008

cranking

To be using the specific drug crank, see Crystal Meth.

He couldn't see straight cuz he was cranking.

by jim_witness September 29, 2005

Caking

Using only dry toilet paper, not finishing the job with a moist flushable wipe after pooping resulting in microbes of shit being unknowingly left caked around one's asshole.

'Bro, that chick has a hot ass. You think she is caking though?"

"Hey girl, that guy as the gym was really cute".... "Yuck, he was pretty sweaty and probably caking "

by WheelKaos February 8, 2017