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Definitions by jim_witness

Chasing the Dragon 

Originally associated with Opium. the act of passing smoke from your mouth to the mouth of another. Extremely enjoyable when it's with a girl you want to hook up with or watching two females engage in it.
I was Chasing the Dragon with Stacey the other night and she chased it to Gwen!!
Chasing the Dragon by jim_witness September 30, 2005

cranking 

To be using the specific drug crank, see Crystal Meth.
He couldn't see straight cuz he was cranking.
cranking by jim_witness September 29, 2005

Tribaldism 

The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together.
I was watching Carpetmunchers #14 and there were these two hot blondes engaging in tribaldism.
Tribaldism by jim_witness September 27, 2005

Tankin' It 

verb.
see also tanked it

The act of faking, avoiding and nullifying any kind of responsibility when working for a telemarketing firm. This can include faking contact names, records of phone calls, phone call outcomes, or generating illiegitimate leads. The purpose of which is to avenge yourself for them providing you with chicken farms to call, paying you $3/hour and making you feel like it's your fault for not succeeding no matter how hard you try.
"Yea, I made about 30 calls, and spent the afternoon tankin' it..."
"Toby tanked 3 leads today..."
Tankin' It by jim_witness September 27, 2005

Slut Tat 

noun.
Refers to a tribal tattoo which reaches from hip to hip just above a woman's buttocks. This tattoo socially signifies her as a slut b/c it is readily noticible when doing her from behind.
"Yo, did you see the slut tat on Wendy?? I wanna see more!!"
Slut Tat by jim_witness September 27, 2005
Adjective.
The suffix added to a number to describe the estimated size of a woman's vagina. Depending upon the calculated size of the labia and so forth.
This term was originally coined in Westchester, New York.
Fred: "Did you see that new girl, Jess today??"
Alex: "Yea, it looks like she's got an 8-pounder."
-pounder by jim_witness September 27, 2005

Piss Mits 

Nickname for a person who uses the restroom and doesn't wash their hands. They have put on the mits of excrement.
Manfred got back from the john and he's wearing piss mits again.
Piss Mits by jim_witness September 26, 2005