calvintheeghost

very cool she’s my friend

detention of “ calvintheeghost” is the world also used in 1980s “swaggy” was also used to cover up gay men

by taisminion October 21, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is someone who has the best hair in the whole football squad.

Bobble head : shower of shite on your head
Calvin : l have great hair and it is very ‘calvin’

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Calvin Harris

When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.

"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"

by Rectangular Strawberry August 3, 2022

Calvin

A tall, dashing man with a penchant for pubis

"Calvin why did you pluck his pubic hair again?"

by Zou Taofen January 30, 2023

Hot Calvin

A load of jiz cooled off then reheated in the microwave and thrown on a person's face.

I gave him a hot calvin as a favor for rewarding me with a Kentucky Klondike bar.

by Stains3 July 11, 2016

Joe Calvin

Joe Calvin is know as the class clown and makes everyone laugh even the teachers. He is very popular. He can get any girl he wants, and he usually gets the hot one. He can hook up any of his friends too even tho he is so short. He has a massive dick that makes all the girls say wow when he pulls it out. He loves party's usually is the party.

WOW!!! Joe Calvin has a big dick.

I want to be like Joe Calvin.

by JOE CALVIN THE 33 December 10, 2019

Brown calvin

When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.

Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.

by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020