The overwhelming relaxing sensation one gets when one is completely content with their surroundings. The word derives from Calgon bubbles, as in "Calgon, take me away!" This is the feeling a person gets when they have finally been taken away and they forget their present troubles and burdens. They are "Calgonating."
"Look at him! He's so in love, he's walking on air! It looks like he could calgonate like that all day."
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Get the Calvin mug.To initiate "calvin mode" is to raise one's hands and place then flat on one's head in order to mimic an incredibly homosexual hairstyle. The hair in question is rumored to equate to the length of half a football field, and is reported to have pierced hot air balloons from the ground.
Calvin: "Were there dinosaurs before the earth was made?"
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Mr. Ziprick: "Like they say on reality TV shows: Calvin, you are the biggest loser."
Group of Geniuses: "INITIATE CALVIN MODE!"
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Get the calvin mode mug.A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.
'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'
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1. To begin the night with a hot girl, but risk it all and end the night going home with an even hotter girl.
Created in honor of Kentucky Derby winning jockey Calvin Borel who switched horses after winning the 2009 Derby in order to ride a better horse in the Preakness, and managed to win that race as well.
1. To begin the night with a hot girl, but risk it all and end the night going home with an even hotter girl.
Created in honor of Kentucky Derby winning jockey Calvin Borel who switched horses after winning the 2009 Derby in order to ride a better horse in the Preakness, and managed to win that race as well.
Troy: Can you believe Kenny left Stacy alone at this party? She's a freaking 8 at least.
Donnie: He Calvin Boreled it out of here with Tanya. She's a legitimate 10.
Troy: What..... aaaaa...... Plaayaaaaa!
Donnie: He Calvin Boreled it out of here with Tanya. She's a legitimate 10.
Troy: What..... aaaaa...... Plaayaaaaa!
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