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Zoo Cougar

An older woman unfamiliar with the ways of a wild cougar. She settled for men her own age even if they aren’t in her same league.
A hunter must be bolder around a Zoo Cougar since they are tamer and might not even recognize a younger man as prey at first.
by Training Cougar Hunter July 29, 2009
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Mercury Cougar

(1) Mercury's version of the Ford Mustang (1967-69). Small sportscar.

(2) In 1970, the Cougar became a Thunderbird spin-off. Large luxury car.

(3) The last Cougar looked like a Probe spin-off, but I am uncertain. Small sportscar.
FORD: A new SPORTY Mercury Cougar would be nice!
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Cougarism

The study and philosophy of all things concerning older women who prey on young verile men to fulfill their primal sexual desires (also known as a 'Cougar').
Bobby: You seem to know an awful lot about Cougars, Brent.

Brent: Alas, young lad, I am proficient in Cougarism.
by Brent Davidson March 4, 2008
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Cougar Stripe

Noun: An affectionate term used to define the wrinkles on the body of an older woman who is by definition a Cougar.

See: Cougar

Plural: Cougar Stripes
My son's friend told me he noticed my first cougar stripe

There was something about her cougar stripes that turned me on.

While I was hooking up with his mom, I noticed the cougar stripes on her ass.

I won't even touch an older woman unless she has substantial cougar stripes.
by Trav-L June 16, 2009
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Cougar Deluxe

A woman possessing all the same qualities of a cougar, except just a bit older. Usually a woman in her early to mid 50s. Cougar Deluxes are much more rare than cougars, and their wisdom makes up for any aging that has occured.
I was hooking up with a cougar deluxe the other day, but she had to go to her grandson's soccer game.
by Staish December 4, 2010
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Crouching Cougar

A sex position/move where the male crouches down on the bed, and then leaps onto his partner, forcing his erect penis into the partner's rectum while scratching their back.
I used the crouching cougar on Nikki last night.
by Rontarleb November 13, 2011
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douche cougar

term for someone who asks you to move down in a bar....
by ERIN WILSON October 16, 2008
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