Coochie House

The house where the most exquisite coochie products are sold.

Rodney: Yo my nigga you tryna go to the coochie house rq
Jay dee: Of course my nigga im tryna fine dine tonight

Rodney: Aight bet we out

Jay dee: Coochie HUT Coochie HUT YEAHAHAAHAH

by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021

cobweb coochie

When you haven't had sex in a long time and cobwebs start cover your vagina

She's got cobweb coochie

by King_hali March 27, 2017

Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.

“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”

by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019

catfish coochie

a vagina that smells .some times dirty people (girls) are referred to this

Eww that girl has the same pen mark from yesterday,shes dirty.

No she has a catfish coochie

by the umkown word November 14, 2013

coochy snorcher

southern US slang for a woman's lady bits. Used in the vagina monologues.

Ricky: check out the coochy snorcher on that one.

Mike: sweet.

by beksroy September 7, 2010

Mountain Coochie

When a woman's pussy is so clean and pristine that it's as fresh as mountain spring water.

"Rachel's got that fuckin' Mountain Coochie, my dude."

by MozzarellaSticksFuckingRule March 14, 2021

Coochie eater

Someone who eats a person coochie.

Hey bro I just ate Sarah cooch it’s was really dry.
Damn bro your a coochie eater ….

by Mycumsockisfull08 August 30, 2021