Cognitive Load

1. a state of extreme mental exhaustion because of excessive content absorption or mind-numbing work
2. the state of your current brain power for any particular task or event

I have definitely hit my cognitive load on learning this new spreadsheet process. Time for drunk slushies!

by Golden Rules September 5, 2015

Conciterate

Conciderate: When an individual forgets know how to spell "considerate" but doesnt want to be questioned on their actions

Gosh Aly! Be more conciterate!
You mean considerate?

by JTrollen June 10, 2016

codgirl32

The hottest pixelated girl is ever seen on the screen. She plays MSP(MovieStarPlanet) & Roblox 24/7 because she has no life*CHOKES*. She goes into chatrooms & servers and shouts out memes that sometimes she barely even knows what they mean. She is friendly and silly with her friends and strangers... very weird. She is unique and stands out from the crowd. If you see CODgirl32 I would suggest to call 911 and get ahold of the police department because of her background history in real life*COugh LIES*.

"If you see CODgirl32 I would suggest to call 911 and get ahold of the police department because of her background history in real life*COugh LIES*."

by iiBambi November 12, 2017

Concillor

Pronounced: Con-Kill-Or; How Jordan Johnson spells Counselor

I’m gonna go see a concillor.

by CahlumHood May 30, 2018

cognitive distortion

an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.

girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.

by crestfallendays July 31, 2018

Concisionist

One who advocates practicing concision when articulating feelings, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing.

"Concisionist" implies that there are concisionists—individuals who practice and advocate concision when feeling, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing, and non-concisionist, those who do not practice concision, and anti-concisionists, those who advocate communicating unconcisely, usually to prevent audiences from learning to communicate concisely and in the process getting smarter. Concisionism is the name for the ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, and/or writing.

by but for September 9, 2018

Concisionism

The ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, and/or writing and consumption.

Concisionism advocates articulating one's feelings, and thinking, analyzing, speaking, and/or writing concisely. Its adherents believe concision is so powerful that by applying it—especially at work—a nation's Gross Domestic Product will rise because workers and other professionals will communicate faster and more effectively, thereby boosting production. Another benefit of articulating things concisely is that trimming the fat from communication leaves people more time to live and that improves the quality of life and increases the amount of pleasure people can enjoy.

The members of think tanks wonder if communicating concisely would make consumers realize that they can live concisely and consume concisely, not needing to purchase unnecessary (really unneeded) products or services; be husky, plump, or obese; and stop over-consuming and also consume less.

by but for September 9, 2018