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Clean-book 

n. The term used to describe one who feigns intellect, through ostentatiously purchasing high-brow books with no intention of actually reading them.

Clean-books are so-called from their library of mint condition paper backs, each with crisp, virgin pages, bereft of even a single crease in their spines. As any real reader knows, a typical paperback usually becomes visibly worn and battered after the first time it has been read.

Common behaviour of clean-books includes the frequent posting of Facebook statuses about the books that they have purchased, or the occasional, generic, trite review. Eg: "Hemmingway- what an author.", or "Moby Dick is a good read." Some clean-books go to further lengths than others, and are even known to read reviews or full synopses of the books online, as well as memorizing popular online opinions and interpretations in case their integrity is challenged.
"He's not really as smart as he makes out; he's a bit of a clean-book."

"I went to John's house to borrow Treasure Island, and he's a fucking clean-book! You should have seen how pristine all his books were!
Clean-book by IceCreamBros May 11, 2013

clean history 

The result you get when you delete all of the porn from your internet history and feel like you never sinned.
clean history by Autistic Monkey August 22, 2016

Clean Jacket 

Haven't been in any trouble with the Law.

No Felonies.

That boy Jacket Clean.
"I can get a job anywhere, I got a Clean Jacket!"
Clean Jacket by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016

clean loli 

A loli that is not involved in sexual depictions or acts.
Dam thats a clean loli. Chino chan best girl
clean loli by higu June 11, 2018

Clean Toilets

Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...
“He’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”
Clean Toilets by Shrek710 August 9, 2019

clean dump 

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.
Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!
clean dump by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022