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Broke the chair

an ill-fated accident; when bad things happen to good people.
Ugh, I just broke the chair. A bird crapped all over my hair.
by melodyq February 2, 2009
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Chair force

what every other branch calls the air force
man why didnt i join the chair force?
by anonymous October 3, 2017
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My Chair Squeaked

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.
I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".
by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013
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putting the pussy on the chain wax

1930’s, rural US. There was an explosion of infrastructure projects but a lack of workers willing to work in unpredictable weather. Townships impressed convicts onto work gangs, transported and/or forced to do the labor while attached by heavy iron chains. Because of the possibility of sudden, downpours throughout the year, the chains had to be treated with a carnauba extract that sealed the metal against rust and ensured some measure of movement for those tethered together.
This additional weight coupled with the nature of the work made this option unsuitable for some criminals. These men were seen as lesser— cowards or failures, not given the opportunity to leave prison grounds, required to stay in the building and apply the waxy film to the chains. Additionally, those who, during the course of the frequent violent confrontations with others, were injured sufficiently and could not work were also required to stay with the “pussywillows” (a reference to the frail flora which grew in areas serviced by these groups). The idiom developed as a badge of honor, for those who beat others into being removed from the chained gang of workers and stuck with lesser men, rubbing the wax on chains for use in future work assignments. Getting someone placed on the chain-waxing detail was a show of strength for the victor and a mark of inferiority for the loser of any fight, thus ‘putting the pussy on the chain-wax’ became a popular refrain among those bragging of any equivalent conquest
I thought I was about to get the beat down, but I ended up putting the pussy on the chain wax.

Fool beat me at croquet? Never! I put that pussy on the CHAIN WAX.
by rosends November 26, 2020
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Hatley Chair

A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.
Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*
by Godtrunk Inribis May 20, 2023
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Chair Fucker

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.
Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."
by UNan February 6, 2015
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Chain the Tires

fondling the male scrotum during intercourse
Verb: Chaining the Tires
Benny: I am feeling horney but there isn't enough time for us to fuck

Becca: No worries! I'll Chain the Tires.. you'll cum in no time!
by Gras Fam January 13, 2008
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