Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS)

A modern condition caused by excessive exposure to TikTok, Reels, or short-form content, leading to mental “brainrot”—characterized by a cluttered mind filled with useless trivia, viral sounds, and fleeting dopamine hits. Symptoms include decreased attention span, compulsive scrolling, and quoting random TikTok audios unironically.

I needed to study for the finals tomorrow, but instead, I was scrolling on TikTok and IG Reels for several hours because my Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) was flaring up. Now I can’t stop humming random TikTok audios while panicking about my notes.

My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.

by Aflbck December 19, 2024

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CB Humming Bird

The act of sucking out the hot frothy ejaculate out of your wife after her cuck done drop a 4 day load. After such gargling to savor the flavor.

I can’t wait till her cuck comes over, I’m in the mood for a CB Humming Bird.

by DroptheFlag July 11, 2024

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Cb

Cb means colonel by secondary school, it’s a school full of IB bitches that are weird as hell and can’t get over a talking stage for shit. It’s full of white people and asians that call arabs and black people “misogynistic” for being nonchalant. Only cool people are known by everyone in that school. It’s full of weird people that think that they can’t live without math and chemistry, when infact the only think they need in life is jesus cz they be weird asl. It’s a school full of nerds that come up to you to dap you up and call ur name when u don’t even know who the hell they is. It’s a school where people talk shit about others on an anonymous site rather than goin up to their faces. No guy ever gets pussy in this mf. Getting pussy is rare in this school, stairwells are dryer than a bitch on a tuesday morning. It’s a school full of teachers that stay on ur ass like back pockets if you don’t sumbit your work on time, shit they even show up to ur house if they can. It’s a school where teachers are bartenders, and a school where black people and arab people are counted on your fingers and they’re the only ones that make the school better. It’s a school where every white person is learning how to be a future karen and a school that teaches they kids how to snitch faster than a formula one going 370 on a Abu Dhabi yard. It’s a shitty school.

Shmoney: yo what school you go to?
Trey: cb
Shmoney: no way u go to jail
Trey: I’m forced to mane
Shmoney: just skip class and come
Trey: I can’t, there’s a white girl standing on the door, I’m getting released at 3:15 pm
Shmoney: free you dawg

by Numba30 March 9, 2022

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