Catgasm

Pleasure resulting from stimulation to a hair-covered part of the body, usually the head. Very common among cats (hence the name).

Person 1: "Ha ha, your cat's having a catgasm."

Person 2: "Um... That's a boy cat."

Person 1: "Oh..."

by MUZYK September 1, 2006

catassment

When a cat won't leave you alone.

Can be frustrating when you're trying to do something that requirs concentration.

This constant catassment is making it impossible to write this report!

by Optomist with experience January 12, 2008

Catastrophuck

the situation you are faced with after a massive disaster, something bigger than a clusterfuck

"This tornado/earthquake/hurricane has created a huge Catastrophuck"

by BigKleck December 24, 2009

catamaran

A euphemism for the act of "motorboating" a woman's outer labia/labium, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.

Oh man I totally gave my girlfriend a catamaran last night, she loved it!

by Spuddy4u June 3, 2011

Catastropic Failure

Any malfunction of massive proportion, geographically located between the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn.

"The BP oil spill was just north of being a catastropic failure.

by TheCapitalC June 12, 2011

Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia

The rapid spread of ignorance of the correct rules for apostrophe usage; the widespread misuse of apostrophes, especially in plural nouns.

Walk-in's Welcome; The Miller's invited us to dinner; Washing machine's for sale are all examples of Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia.

by 21st Century Renaissance Man March 21, 2012

Catastrophe

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.

One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.

by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018