farthing candle

Farthing candle would be dimness.

Dimness is low mental acuity. Jason's ability to grasp the

gravity of his situation was more like the farthing candle
than the lazer beam.

by Janey Houser September 12, 2009

Dirt candle

A dick covered in shit after anal.

See poop dick

After sex, I had to take a shower to wash off that dirt candle she gave me.

by rvbfreek March 02, 2013

Ear Candle

The sexual act of masturbating into your girlfriends/wifes ear while they are sleeping. Once the load is shot you can put a piece of string in for effect.

-"What did Harry get you for your birthday?"
-"He gave me another damn ear candle. Can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??"

by DiabolicalC February 05, 2009

arse candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

by megnao flimpis August 15, 2003

Scented candle

lighting your genital pubes on fire, then blowing them out, and walk around spreading a horrible aroma every where you go.

"Hey jack im gonna go make a scented candle."

by White-guy December 16, 2022

Yankee Candle

Asking your wife or girlfriend to eat some heavily herbed or spiced food and then having anal sex with her to pick up the scent on your penis.

My girlfriend gave me a Yankee Candle for Christmas.

by Billz3bub December 01, 2018

Birthday Candling

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.

Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.

by kitkat93 December 11, 2010