by Reezie February 05, 2010
A Twister-like, but sexually natured game in which a person attempts to insert moose antlers - lubricated with maple syrup - into several parts of ones partner's body while filling the Stanley Cup with the various resulting fluids. The more insertions a person forces upon his or her lover, the more "Avrils" (points) are accrued. The evening's winner must chug the resulting swill; otherwise that person will be deemed "hoser of all the land."
Gentleman 1: "Dude, brah. I'd give three dicks to teach that c-bomb about Canada's history."
Gentleman 2: "Toronto or Montreal rules?"
Gentleman 2: "Toronto or Montreal rules?"
by _Jabes February 05, 2010
Also known as "The Beaver" was originally any sex act which incorporated the remains of a land mammal and an organic based lubricant, however it has more recently been more specifically defined by conservative enthusiast as the act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup and human excrement then dipping moose antlers, dead or living though dead is more common, into the said mixture then inserting them into the anus of sexual partners while mutually performing oral sex. While generally considered "safe" it is not recommended to those under the age of 65 years old due to its unusually high mortallity rate and less common but confirmed cases of spontaneous growth of extra sex organs especially in hermaphodites.
by Richard Sweats February 05, 2010
by Inuckchuck February 05, 2010
A depraved sexual act that is rarely talked about involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. May or may not involve a beaver.
by Bobsdog February 05, 2010
by colb14445412 February 05, 2010
The term "Canada's history" generally refers to beaver fur trade. The Canadian beaver was highly sought after due to its thick and robust qualities due to the abrupt 40 degree temperature drop upon crossing the American-Canadian border. The fur was often turned into carpets and rugs in the royal houses during the 17th and 18th centuries.
Rosalie: I love my Canadian history, eh!
Destiny: eeeeeeewwwwwwww shave that shit!!!!!!! canada's history is siiiiiiiick
Destiny: eeeeeeewwwwwwww shave that shit!!!!!!! canada's history is siiiiiiiick
by the metric system is gay February 05, 2010