Campsterbating

When one camps in Call of Duty and masturbates

There's somebody campsterbating in the barber shop

by Spaghetti Western June 19, 2011

Campus Bookstore

A huge ponzi scheme found on every college campus meant to harvest every last dollar from students as it can. Disguised as an honest operation, every campus bookstore sells you books it knows full well you will never use, and refuse to take them back unless for 30% of the original price, which they will resell for 70% of the original price.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to order some pizza tonight?

Guy 2: I can't, my wallet is still recovering from the trip to the campus bookstore.

by Pissedoffsophomore October 7, 2012

Campophobia

The act of disliking people whom act camp.

It is common for someone who dislikes a camp persons behaviour to be criticized for being homophobic, particularly if the person behaving camp is homosexual. However more often than not, it is not that the person dislikes that they are homosexual, it is that they do not like the hightened, over-the-top, feminine behaviour. Rather than a person being wrongly criticized for being homosexual, the term campophobia can be used.

I'm not homophobic, I'm campophobic.
I have campophobia, not homophobia.

by JackLainer February 7, 2015

compost twink

a gay ass hippie who plays in compost and just so happens to be a twink as well

person a: did you see that guy playing in the compost?
person b: he’s definitely a compost twink.

by mrsansman November 7, 2018

Campoy

A campoy is always ready to get stoinked up and fuck up shit. They always make poop jokes.

Hey Campoy! Can you tell us that funny pee pee poo poo joke?

by Pee-Pee Poo-Poo October 7, 2019

campus cummies

When you arrive so fast that you sprint to the fitness centre to retrieve the purple rag and encrust it with your arrival and then save it for later to give it to your gym crush

“Hey Tyrone, I have arrived, would you like my campus cummies? I made them fresh just for you!”

“Omg thank you, it’s still warm <3”

by deanBrock September 8, 2022

campus mumbler

The one who wanders around, aimlessly and cluelessly around campus mumbling about nothing in particular.

Did you see Gayberry, the campus mumbler today? I can never understand anything he says!

by Shnickersking13 October 12, 2023