boganic

bogan like, like a bogan.
a bogan is somebody who wears flannelette shirts, black sunnies and black drainpipe jeans, sometimes with socks and thongs. mullets are generally very common among bogans.

"yeah ted is so boganic."

by ella n rosie March 31, 2004

Betancourt Effect

Seemingly mindless and uncontrollable event/movement/or person. Originated from the attention garnered by Ingrid Betancourt in 2008 despite the fact that she did nothing to deserve honors or such massive attention.

"They just gave Billy a car! He always got the Betancourt Effect because he was the first born"

The mild rumors that US beef had mad cow disease were under the Betancourt Effect when people started to violently protest in South Korea

by NOMASFARC August 5, 2008

Bogan

A mystical creature. Sports a mullet or similar gay hairstyle and a handlebar moustache or beard. Wears a flanny that doesn't fit, singlet, ugg boots, thongs, vfl league shorts, ripped jeans, AC/DC shirts and/or gay sunnies. Big beer belly. Often seen with a meat pie and VB in a holden swearing, "orh, ya farkin karnt! get outta me way! me sheila made dinnar and arm farkin starvin mate! the footys on in 5 minutes! i gotta get 'ome befor me sheila drinks me beer and smokes me ciggies mate!" Their religion is Cricket and GayFL and Holdens and Fords. When calm talks about shit no one cares about like his twin turbo and some Indian guy he saw the other day or watches GayFL. Will soon enrage him after Collingwood loses by 87 points. Stand in his way and you're a goner. Terrible accent. When rent of the flat is overdue by two weeks, he allows the landlord a night with his "sheila" or daughter.

Human 1: Who's that ugly kid with the mullet and freckles?
Human 2: I think that's a bogan.
Bogan: Orh, hay mate. Watch the footy last noight?
Human 1: We don't watch primitive sports. Sorry.
Bogan: Whaarrt!! I crashed in ta this plaice ta torlk about boegarn shiat!! And whaarts warshe, no VB!!

by sydney fc sucks_ November 22, 2010

Boban

A man who is probably underestimated and not understood by many even though many people think they know him. Guys jealous of him make rumours of how he has a small penis and makes fun of him all the time but in reality, he just keeps quiet about it and is very good at sex. Girls who spend one night in bed with him will surely orgasm.

Person1: "hey look there's that weird Boban over there"

Person 2: "Well you're probably missing the fun I had with Boban last weekend. Trust me he's way better in bed than those jocks and he's the only guy to ever make me orgasm"

by Jessica Scotney January 22, 2019

Beach Bogan

A relative of the Bogan, the beach bogan resides on the coastal fringes rather than inland. Also known as the amphibious versions of the Bogan family, most tend to reside in area known as "Cronulla". The male of the species are virtually identical but the females tend to be far more attractive than the typical bogan but still have all the traits such as promiscuity, alcohol/drug abuse, ultra laid back lifestyle and bad fashion sense. Australian media tends to use the Beach Bogan in its tourism promo's overseas.

Blond, Blue eyed beach babe Beach Bogan, Lara Bingle

by SierraJohn January 16, 2007

Bogan

The most common picture of a bogan is: with a tatty black hat, either on their head or rolled up in their back pocket, a shoulder length mullet, a black muscle tee with what they call 'artful' rips and tears, tight black jeans, worn away at the knees, steel capped boots, which have seen too many years of use, so the leather has worn away and you can see the rusty metal underneath. They can either be very tanned, or pale, this is a sign of whether they spends their time working on their 1980s Holden in their garage, or on their front lawn. If you cannot find them working on their car, this is because their wife has pulled them away from it, and in this case they can be found lounging on their tatty couch, watching rugby/cricket, with a beer in one hand, remote in the other, and somehow juggling this so they can scratch their gut, groin or head. Please note that all their clothing is black, either because they were bought this way, or because after the multitude of years that they have been used they are to grease and oil stained to look any different. In New Zealand, you can generally find Bogans in either the Hutt Valley or West Auckland

Mannn did you see that bogan?

by asdfreii March 20, 2004

bobano

A penis that is surprisingly larger than you would expect, and the skin color is about 5 shades darker than the rest of the man's body, resembling a rotton banana.

Irresistible to most women once they see it.

Check out that Bobano in the little guy.

by Flyce23 December 30, 2015